Friday, April 30, 2021

AMERICA THE BOOTYFUL (Obesity Version)


America the Bootyful

Oh beautiful for spacious thighs
For ample belly gains
For purple mounds of flesh to be
Tucked miserably in Hanes.
America, America,
God shed his grease on thee, 
And crown thy good
With blubberhood,
From knee to bulging knee.



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