Trump's Inferno: The Nine Circles of Trumpster Insanity

Levels of Trumpster Insanity

1.  LIMBO.  Only intermittently insane. Mostly just clueless. Probably voted for Trump because they heard of his steaks.

2.  LUST. Mildly insane. Passionate about everything. Partiers. Voted for Trump because he grabbed someone's pussy.

3. GLUTTONY. Quite insane. Gobblers and guzzlers and indulgers of every appetite. Voted for Trump because he likes to pig out on Big Macs and ice cream.

4. GREED. Solidly, gold-platedly insane. Approve of exploiting others for personal gain. Voted for Trump because he’s rich (like they want to be) and doesn’t care about poor people (which they refuse to admit they are).

5.  ANGER.  Substantially insane. Pissed off at the world and everybody in it.  Voted for Trump because he banned Muslims, put Mexicans in cages, and made fun of handicapped people.

6.  HERESY. Talking-in-tongues insane. Think Trump is God’s chosen vessel. Voted for him because he opposes abortion and gay marriage and horse-faced prostitutes.

7.  VIOLENCE.  Dangerously insane. Want to overthrow all existing institutions in which they do not own stock. Voted for Trump because he was enthusiastic about exercising his 2^nd Amendment right to shoot someone--preferably with an assault rifle--on Fifth Avenue.

8.  FRAUD. Extremely, like totally, insane. Lie and cheat habitually and blatantly. Condemn truthfulness and authenticity as Fake News. Voted for Trump because HE behaves exactly like them.

9.  TREACHERY.  The nadir (or "apex") of insanity. Think only of themselves and are loyal to nothing or no one else. Will betray "friends," family, commitments, oaths, and especially NDAs. Will even BETRAY Trump, himself, by not attending his super-spreader rallies in order to selfishly avoid possible death by Covid. Can't be trusted to vote for Trump. Maybe didn't even vote for him the last time.