Friday, February 15, 2019

Is It Really All About the Benjamins?


In a couple of tweets last week, newly-elected (Muslim) Congresswoman Ilhan Omar suggested, not very subtly, that AIPAC and “Jewish money” were buying the pro-Israel votes of congress members. Surely there were elements of both sanctimony and snark (“all about the Benjamins”) in her remarks. But was her condemnation intended for Jews and Jewishness in general (which would indeed constitute anti-Semitism) or was she merely decrying the political action of an organization funded by some Jews? The distinction matters. It is neither unreasonable nor unjust to disparage policies advocated by a PAC, any PAC, and AIPAC is certainly a very rich and powerful PAC. But it IS unreasonable and unjust to denounce those policies if you are doing so because of WHO advanced them (Jews) rather than because of WHAT outcome was being sought (unqualified support for Israel).

Omar's blunder was twofold. On the one hand (actually the more superficial mistake), her imprecise Twitterspeak inadvertently conjured up a particularly vile anti-Semitic trope--the notion that the Jewish "race" in general is somehow engaged in a worldwide conspiracy to use money (unfairly acquired, it is assumed) to buy political power and thus impose their dominion. Almost certainly, that is not what Omar meant, but it is what many wary students of history heard. And it is undoubtedly what Omar's adversaries gleefully chose to hear and to immediately weaponize against her. She "sounded'' anti-Semitic, and for many, that was enough.


To Omar’s credit, though, as soon as she realized the misunderstandings her careless language had  occasioned, she unequivocally apologized and endeavored to clarify her comments (have you noticed how frequently Twitter users must do this?). While it is pretty difficult to know whether the congresswoman, personally and deep-down, harbors any anti-Jewish prejudice, she has credibly insisted that her Twitter comments were intended to denounce, not Jews in general, but only the policies and monetary machinations of a pro-Israel PAC—AIPAC. Omar surely knows, as should all rational people, that American Jews are not a monolithic bloc of true believers who vote automatically, with ballots and money, for any and all policies approved by AIPAC and the Israeli government. That is nonsense, and Omar, lest she be labeled both anti-Semitic and stupid--was pretty much obligated to acknowledge her embarrassing lapse in judgment.

As I implied earlier, however, Omar's poor judgment about “Jewish money” was only PART of her blunder. To my mind, her bigger mistake was erroneously assuming that the uncritical pro-Israel stance of so many congress members is DUE TO or CAUSED BY the “Jewish money” from AIPAC (and that, in consequence, stopping the flow of AIPAC contributions could somehow stop “bought”
congress members from uncritically supporting Israeli policies). Such fallacious post-hoc reasoning— mere coincidence does not prove causation—can only lead to untrustworthy conclusions. Yes, of course, campaign war chests cheerfully welcome big infusions of AIPAC cash, but in truth, all those lovely “benjamins” are probably more superfluous than decisive—mere frosting for an already-baked cake. That’s because the so-called “bought” politician has most likely already committed himself, a priori and for reasons having little to do with lobby money, to pro-Israel positions.

In short, Congresswoman Omar seems to entertain a simplistic, even naive, understanding of American attitudes toward Israel. Is she not aware that a clear majority of Americans, regardless of their political or religious affiliations, view the state of Israel as a kind of otherworldly, spiritual “child,” conceived and birthed by America in a fit of geopolitical love-making? And doesn’t she see that, like most parents, Americans are predisposed—viscerally and unconditionally— to protecting and supporting their “kid,” even if that means turning an occasional blind eye to the offspring’s misdoings? And, finally, isn’t she aware of the belief held by many Evangelical Christians (a formidable bloc of voters) that a “restored” and secure Israel must be established as a necessary precondition for their much-desired Second Coming of Christ?


Yes, all this seems a bit rich—And yet, and yet...I think it rings true. No, Congresswoman Omar: despite what I consider your admirable intention of denouncing knee-jerk American support for very dubious Israeli policies, your underlying assumptions are wrong: the prevailing pro-Israel attitude has not been "bought'' by Jewish money and it cannot be magically “'unbought'' by regulating or discrediting the AIPAC lobbyists. That is a simplistic Twitteresque explanation for a complex, deep-seated, and largely irrational tangle of emotions, prejudices, beliefs, fears. AIPAC does indeed
possess enormous power to do harm—mostly, I think, to politicians whom it judges “insufficiently” pro-Israel. But even if AIPAC’s monetary temple were to be miraculously destroyed by some latter-day Samson, I doubt that America’s profound, almost religious, loyalty to Israel (identified by many as the divinely ordained New Jerusalem) would be much shaken.


Sadly, therefore, I remain one of those who think it almost impossible to “talk sense” about Israel.  And certainly, I would advise against trying to do so in a 280-character tweet.





* As a fellow Minnesotan, I have been following Congresswoman Omar’s career with interest, and I find her fascinating. She’s not easily pigeonholed: a Somali refugee with an odd marital history, a devotion to hijab (and, I suppose, to Islam), and a very progressive, left-wing social agenda. Not smooth but edgy. A bit cocky, a bit self-righteous, a bit introspective. Really, a work in progress.




Saturday, February 2, 2019

Sarah Sanders: Syphilis and Chocolate in the Best of All Possible Worlds.






Sarah Sanders says that “God wanted Trump to become president.” Well, of course he did. He also wanted Ivan the Terrible to kill his own son and Elvis to die on the toilet. Also the Spanish Inquisition, the 1755 Lisbon earthquake, the 2019 detention camps in Texas and, let us not forget, syphilis. Sanders has become the 21st century version of Dr. Pangloss, who (readers of Candide will remember) lost his nose to syphilis, but still maintained that syphilis was a “good” thing, since the same sailors who brought the disease to Europe from America also brought with them chocolate!  Hence, without syphilis, we wouldn’t have chocolate. You see? It is all God’s will, part of that beneficent, loving package deal that gave us this "best of all possible worlds"--including Donald Trump and teacher/preacher Sarah, herself. Praise the Lord.

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Brexit : the Revenge of Ireland




Brexit= the Revenge of Ireland. Since the 12th Century the English have imposed their mostly unwelcome rule on some or all of Ireland. But now, the British want to “free” themselves from the rest of Europe—and the only way they can do that without a return to Troubles in Ireland is to ABANDON their last “plantation” in Northern Ireland and withdraw, after 9 centuries, to their own little island—end of Empire, full stop. Delicious irony. Northern Ireland, meanwhile, has to face the truth: these days, they would really be better off being Irish than British. (None of this is likely to happen tomorrow—but it will happen, IMO.) Sic semper tyrannis.


Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Merry Christmas or Merry Yule?


Ho hum. Same old debate: is it OK to say “Merry Christmas”? Of course it is—OR “Happy Holidays” or “Merry Yule,” or whatever. Basically, it’s the INTENDED message that matters. If your greeting is a benign expression of seasonal goodwill, it will almost certainly be accepted as such, even by non-celebrators (rather like “Have a nice day”). But if your tone and manner convey an intent to proselytize or scold—saying, in effect, “The Winter Solstice holiday belongs to ME and to MY religion and screw you if you don’t like it”—there’s a good chance that any non-celebrator you are “greeting” will consider you a belligerent asshole. So, what do you MEAN?



Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Kavanaugh Caveats

I doubt that we will ever know what, if anything, actually happened between Christine Blasey Ford and Brett Kavanaugh. But Kavanaugh’s behavior since this accusation surfaced has revealed some character traits we CAN rely on in assessing his suitability: a) he has a history of heavy, “mean” drinking; b) he craves the approval of other “entitled” guys (jocks); c) he is so narcissistic/ paranoid/ obsessive that he has kept his planning calendars from high school (36 years ago); d) he is smarmily self-righteous about remaining a “virgin” throughout high school and for “many years thereafter,” despite his macho posturing at women’s expense (hypocrisy/ bad faith); e) he has no moral or ethical objections to granting a self-serving, political interview to Fox News; f) he expressed no outrage when a crony/friend attempted to blame a clearly innocent third party for the alleged attack on Christine Ford (not a word to denounce such blatant injustice). 

In short, Brett Kavanaugh—quite apart from what he did or didn’t do to Christine Blasey Ford—does not sound like the kind of principled, conscientious judge whose decisions, whatever their ideological foundation, would likely command the respect (however grudging) of the American people. I therefore think his nomination should be withdrawn. Surely Trump and the conservatives can find a more trust-inspiring candidate.


Friday, August 31, 2018

Holy Mother Beard: the Catholic Church Needs a Shave


“Holy” Mother Church is a kind of Bearded Lady—or, in any event, a “beard.” For centuries, the Church’s notion that “those who vow celibacy/chastity* are holier than ordinary folks” has served as a coverup—or beard— for both a) homosexuals wishing to hide their sexuality, and b) pedophiles wishing to prey on children.

Obviously, though, (heads up to Archbishop ViganĂ³) these two groups must not be confused or conflated, since statistically, most pedophiles are heterosexual—and since what pedophiles do is dangerous, criminal, and harmful to society. On the other hand, what most homosexual priests do occurs between adults and is therefore, unless non-consensual and/or abusive in nature, perfectly legal.


Still, though, any kind of sexual activity—heterosexual or homosexual, legal or illegal, consensual or abusive—remains forbidden for Catholic priests, who, because they cannot be married, cannot “licitly” satisfy even perfectly benign sexual urges. WHY IS THIS SO? Is it cognitive dissonance? Unabashed hypocrisy? Why, in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, is Mother Church stuck in this medieval view that holiness can somehow be acquired by denying oneself healthy (i.e., legal, harmful-to-nobody) sexual relations? Regardless of St. Paul’s disdain for the baseness of marital coupling (after all, he thought the apocalypse was imminent and would render all sex irrelevant), I find such willful disregard for the real, non-apocalyptic world warped and, frankly, anti-human. 


So I’m persuaded, alas, that the current “situation” will not (CAN not) be significantly ameliorated until the Church rejects it’s archaic notions and, at the very least, abandons its self-destructive requirement of priestly “celibacy/chastity.” This bearded Church desperately needs a shave—and freedom for priests to marry is just the razor to at least start the job.

*Technically, most priests pledge to remain “celibate,” i.e., unmarried. But according to Church law, this pledge is also a moral commitment to have no sex at all, since the Church condemns as sinful any sexual activity outside the bonds of marriage. Thus, celibacy = no marriage = no sex at all =chastity





Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Trade War Centrifugal Bumblepuppy


How to play Trade War Centrifugal Bumblepuppy:



1.  Promise to Make America Great Again
2.  Start a Trade War with China in order to Make America Great Again
3.  Give soybean farmers $12 billion when they lose markets while Making America Great Again
4.  Ratchet up the Trade War in order to make China pay for Making America Great Again
5.  Make America Great Again by giving all Americans money to pay for shoes and washing machines made in China because no shoes or washing machines are made in America
6.  Invade Iran in order to confiscate their oil in order to pay for the soybean bailout and the washing machine subsidy in order to win the Trade War with China and Make America Great Again
7.  Declare that Mission is Accomplished and America is Great Again
8.  Borrow money from China to pay for the Iran war to Make America Great Again
9.  Discover that America ISN’T Great Again anymore because it owes China money for the Iran war to Make America Great Again
10. Start new Trade War with China in order to Make America Great Again Again.

Game starts over